Friday, May 28, 2010

The Universe



Grace did not have any sympathy for me! She worked my arse off! I was a sweaty mess when I left. She even made me get on the evil elliptical! So I got on the scale this morning and it said 257 that means I was retaining 8 lbs. of fluid! Sheesh!

Last night was a full moon and I think the universe is conspiring against me. Pan the cat brought me a dead RAT! Ewwwww! I was grossing out and called Dave. He calmed me down and told me to pick it up by the tail and put it in a paper bag so I wrapped my hand in plastic and threw it away. Then I was sitting on the floor with Titan and I found a slug on him! Why is this stuff happening to me?

I went to work this morning, turned on my computer and saw the blue screen of death. My hard drive crashed. It will be replaced this afternoon but that is why I am posting now instead of my usual morning post. I am hoping the universe is done bringing me funky luck.

Here is my horoscope for today: If you're feeling clingy today, you may decide to rebel against some big changes coming down soon. Just loosen your grip and view this as a natural and necessary part of life, and you might find a touch of enlightenment in the unlikeliest places -- even if it takes the form of the discomfort you're feeling. The status quo might be chafing you, so you might actually be more prepared for a new life than you think.


I am still maintaining my sense of humor though. I hope you all have a wonderful 3 day weekend! Until next time...

9 comments:

  1. I think you should buy a lottery ticket-maybe your luck is about to change in a huge way~

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  2. Same shit storm over here.
    It's a Universal Conspiracy, I tells ya!

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  3. On the bright side, the rat was at least dead.

    Hang on...sometimes it is a bumpy ride!

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  4. Dead animals scare the living shit out of me. I admire you for being able to take care of the situation yourself :) 8 pound drop!?!? Way to go girl!

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  5. Oh my, a dead animal,icky!

    My mom says things bread in groups of 3, well I had to have 3 service calls for things at my house this week! I am ready for a long weekend.

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  6. Ugh- that doesn't so good! Seems like when it rains, it pours!

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  7. Its funny that Gracce worked you so hard. When I had 'female issues' I would tell my trainer (he was male) and he would always go so light on me. It was an advantage of having a male.

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  8. Hi Katie. Really hope your luck changes very quickly. You've three bad things, so it should.

    Have a great long weekend.

    Bearfriend xx

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  9. Oh, I have universe conspiring against me days, too! Flip side is when it's picking on someone else...

    Hope you have a fabulous long weekend, too!

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